Fun and Pun with Print

Fun for the print industry ... From PrintWeek India ...

19 Nov 2015 | By Ramu Ramanathan

What did one carton tell the other? In my next life, I want to be out of the box.
A packaging person's favourite genre of music is Be BOPP.
I called my banker for a loan on my six colour press, but I think he has lost interest.
There are two types of printers. Those who believe in Kashi, and those who believe in Sivakasi.
They told me to publish a book about blood type. I refused. It was full of Type-O.
I changed my Eizo's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Do you know why I stayed up all night with my Coke Cola bottle? It's my new PET.
We're going on a factory visit to the ITC factory.  I hope we don't get board.
I didn't like to do UV at first. Then my press just LED the way.
Did you hear about the Adobe workshop PrintWeek tried to host? The participants said, just PDF the file to us.
So? What workflow does my workflow use?
There are two types of people who read a book, these days. The rich and the PUR.
Some labels cannot handle the pressure, that's why they are pressure sensitive.
I went to the movies to catch the latest release. It was a flexible film.