Parables from the Prince and Princess of Packaging (Humour)

Prince (reading last year's business paper): Baby, I have a big plan.

Princess: What, now?

Prince: To start a company.

Princess: Aha! Like Hasmukhlal's mobile repair shop on the chauraha?

Prince: Heinz!

Princess: What Heinz?

Prince: I will start a company like Heinz. Rs 4500 cr in five years. Imagine?

Princess: Good. I can buy a new pressure cooker. Finally.

Prince: Not just that.

Princess: What? Vacation to Indonesia? Helipad in Chandni Chowk?

Prince: Free supply of Complan, Glucon-D, Sugar Free and Nycil for the rest of our life.

Princess: Exactly what I need.

Prince: Oh no.

Princess: What now?

Prince: Plan cancelled.

Princess: Why?

Prince: (reading the fine print) Well, the consumer products arm of pharma major Cadila Healthcare, Zydus Wellness has acquired the acquired Heinz portfolio.

Princess: So it's back to reality?

Prince: Yes.

Princess: Here take this bag and buy some fresh vegetables from the bazaar.

Prince: Ji.

Princess: Now!

Prince: I was thinking.

Princess: What?

Prince: What should we name our first born?

Princess: Narendra?

Prince: No no. Plastic!

Princess: What?

Prince: Mister Plastic. It has a nice sound to it.

Princess: Won't there be a backlash?

Prince: That's okay. Saudi Aramco, Royal Dutch Shell Plc, BP Plc, Total SA and Exxon Mobil Corp will back our child.

Princess: Oh.

Prince: Plastics can do his masters in petrochemicals.

Princess: Oh.

Prince: His favourite footwear will be Carbon Footprint. His favourite hobby will be cycling and re-cycling.

Princess: What about images of plastic waste fouling the oceans?

Prince: Ah.

Princess: What?

Prince: We will let Plastic solve our problems. They say, he will live for 120 billion years.

Princess: Switch off the light?

Prince: AC has 30% carbon emission?

Princess: 33%.

Prince: Goodnight.

Prince: You look green!

Princess: 120 billion units of cosmetics packaging units are produced.

Prince: So?

Princess: I opted for this one.

Prince: Why?

Princess: It says Go Green.

Prince: Go Green?

Princess: I am Green, now.