Carton One met Carton Two at a party and asked: Wow. How did you die?
I tried to explain to my printer that no matter how much I tried to push the envelope, it remained Stationery
Book One met Book Two at a party and asked: What is this I hear? You are popping Tablets?
This printer I know produces beautiful maps. I tell him he has an incredible imagiNation
The other day a mighty fine lady walked into my cabin and asked if I can print a white lie?
A printer loved to take his customers out for a drink. He says, he is trying to raise their bar.
For a good printer, alcohol is not a problem, it is the solution.
The rarest colour to print is out of the blue.
I want to find a printer, who can print a moneyfesto.
My Nanny will accompany me to Drupa. She wants to see the hype about Nannygraphy.
You heard about the single colour printer who blacked out?
I didn't like to do UV at first. Now I am trying to cure my habit.
The supervisor was fired from the calendar printing company. All he did was take the Day off.
So, I asked the print pundit what is the value of producing a red tape.
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